Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Stories..



Stories that stop you in your tracks..

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Sunday, November 27, 2011

爱现


从前有位恃才傲物的县太爷。

这天,办了一场乡亲聚会,爱表现的他,便开口说:

“衙门两边开,县爷坐中间;小卒站两旁,大告小告尽管来。”

有位和尚听完,马上也说:

“佛门两边开,佛祖放中间;和尚跪两旁,大拜小拜请进来。”

在旁的3姑一听,心想:“哼!以为我不会啊!” 马上站起来说:

“大腿两边开,香穴在中间;杂草生两旁,大枝小枝来来来。”