A father buys a new Lie Detector Robot to catch his son, who is a constant liar.
This particular robot slaps people when they lie.
The father decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "at school dad." The Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"What type of DVD?"
"Toy story." The Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The Robot slaps the father!
Mom laughs "Ha ha ha! He's certainly YOUR son."
. . . The Robot slaps the mother!
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