Chinese Man Taking A Loan

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City

and asks for a loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for

two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of

security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys

to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.

He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh

at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral

against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the

bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000

and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,

and this transaction has worked out very nicely,

but we are a little puzzled. While you were away,

we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?".

The Chinese replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car

for two weeks for only $15.41 and

expect it to be there when I return?"

Ahh.. you see, the mind of a Chinese...