A Little Joke

Feel like sharing a little joke today.. Hope it will brighten up anyone who read it!



Title : 孝男，翻……跟……斗



有一戶潘姓人家，長輩過世。

家祭時，請來了一位鄉音很重的老先生來當司儀。


訃聞是這麼寫的：

孝　 男 ： 潘根科
孝　 媳 ： 池氏
孝孫女 ： 潘良慈
孝　 孫 ： 潘道時

但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準。

當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上有三點水的或左邊部首都漏掉沒看到。

於是就給他念成這樣子：「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」

孝男一聽，直覺得很奇怪，但又不敢問，於是就翻了一個跟斗。

接著又說：「孝媳，也……是……」

孝媳一聽：「我也要翻啊？」於是孝媳也翻了一個跟斗。

再來：「孝孫女，翻兩次。」

孝孫女一聽，想想爸媽都翻了，我也翻吧！於是就翻了兩個跟斗。

此時孝孫心想：「老爸、老媽都各翻一次，姐姐也翻兩次，那麼我要翻幾次？」
心裡想著想著就開始緊張了：「怎麼辦？」


只見老先生扯開喉嚨，大聲念出： 「孝孫……翻……到……死……!!」

Romantic Countries

These are some of the romantic countries in the world..

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Die.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

K.O.R.E.A . - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy, Always In Love And Never Dull.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

Hokkaidō (北海道) Deliciousness

Jokes

Let me share some jokes i received through mail from a friend..


Why did Ah Beng went to a movie with 18 of his friends?
Because below 18 is not allowed!



Ah Beng wanted to buy a TV set.
He went to a shop and approached by a salesgirl.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes."
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "



Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc..
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected",
but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought... he writes " Yes "



Ah Beng was talking to a telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "What's the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas ?"
Operator : "Just a minute..."
Ah Beng : "Thank you" and hung up the phone.



Ah Beng went to a store and saw a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "Good, i'll buy one"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask.
Colleague : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Colleague : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Colleague : "What do you have in it?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream!!"



Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems..
he decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me lah ?!"



Ah Beng went to his doctor with two red ears.
The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring.. but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear!"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back again!!!"



After completed a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time..
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 months to do it", Ah Beng brags.
"Five onths ? That's too long", the friend exclaims.
"You fool." Ah Beng replies, "Look at the box, it is writen "FOR 4-7 YRS"".



At a bar in New York, the man beside Ah Beng tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE".
and his companion says,
"JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "And you, Sir ?"
Ah Beng replies : "TAN AH BENG, MARRIED!!"

SIMPLE DINNER

Simple Dinner After Work at Supertanker Hawker Centre.
(2009/07/20 9.15pm)




Pin with his usual meal - chicken rice

Angel ordered a bowl of Penang Laksa which tasted not-so-good.

This is me, with the Fried Rice in my stomach.. Hehe!

In Working Attire

Hehe.. it's kind of an odd day today.

Normally, every working morning, we will reach Bank just in time.

On the other hand, will only leave Bank when the Moon shows its pretty head.

But, today we woke up early and head home early..early enough for me to spend some time for this post. Haha..

Well, i took some shots while waiting for the lift in the morning.

So, this is how we looks in working attire.

Actually, should have let Mom see this. I'm very sure she never see us in working attire before, neither me nor you, Pin.

Ohh.. forgot to introduce my younger brother, "Pin"!

Umm..Still haven't wake up i guess, quite obvious from the face. Haha..
Maybe he woke up at the wrong side of the bed..

Red Box, Gurney Plaza

Haha.. blog has been created alas..

Hmmm... since we got nothing to do while waiting for Ms Angel to make her 1st post at our blog.. Let us have a glance at our Saturday outing with some frens.. at Plaza Gurney's Red Box where they suffer our ears with lots of noise..

Cheers!!

This is me, "Jeff"! Cool leh..

Introducing my princess, the..."Angel"!

In 1 Piece.

Everyone's enjoying a great time..

It's too cold for us in here.. but still want to have a quick snap.

Okay..the "Twins" are on stage now!! Applause please, everyone..

Trying to look cute..

By the way, where's Angel? Still missing.. Wait i go and find her..